Old School 89

Ralp and Rocko engage in a discussion of WMDs.

Page 53 - Good as new.

This ol' boy went up yesterday/early this morning.

Eat it up.

Pumpkin Headed Conspiracies!

The ever-cultured Tamarani pointed out on the tagboard that the pumpkin head guy looks like Ted from Zach Braf's hit comedy television program, Scrubs...You tell me:

Tamarani go to your kitchen and get yourself a cookie. You got me. Seriously, I google-imaged "Ted from Scrubs" so I could copy his suit.

Also worth noting: check out the placeholder name I scribbled in there. Thor called that one. Have I become so predictable in my old age?

Some delays

As usual right?!


My schedule got a bit thrown off this week, BUT I'VE GOT AN EXCUSE:



I was in the hospital the other night for a mangled ear canal. It hurt like a motherfucker and there was blood and all that good stuff, but it's feeling better now. I thought you guys might get treated to an Oxycodone influenced page, but I just ended up sleeping my life away. An update on Sunday isn't impossible, but you know me, I'm a stinker.


As always, thanks for staying tuned.

Old School 88

Rocko explodes...then he comes back, because you know, he's a vampire. Ralph gets tossed around and smashed against a wall.

Another Good Heroes

Any show that kills off major characters gets a thumbs up in my book. My only gripe with this week's episode has to do with the Syler/Peter confrontation. It was actually a little more entertaining than I expected, but it could have used more super-sparring. Also, the 15 minutes I spent thinking "Pull the fucking glass out of his head" were irritating.

Kudos for killing off Simone 3 episodes ago, too - not sure if I mentioned that before. It was probably my favorite moment of the series.

Next week looks fun.

Old School 87

Rocko slams Ralph against a wall. Ralph shoots Rocko's head off, shoves a bomb down his neckhole and kicks him away.

Page 52 - Squirt Step Hop

Here it is, as promised.

That was my longest hiatus in a while. I'm this close to firing my ass.

Update on Saturday

For realsies.

I'm just about done, but it needs shading, effects and some fine tuning. I've got a wedding tomorrow and had rehearsal dinner tonight. I'll be hungover fo sho' but that shit'll get got daggnabbit!

Here's a little taste for all those lovely muthas who keep checking in.

Old School 86

The 5 Rockos play ping-pong with Ralph.

Old School 85

Ralph comes punching down but Rocko avoids it by turning into a cloud of smoke and surrounding Ralph with a bunch of smoke doppelgangers. Ralph does his best to avoid a 5 on 1 beat down.

What's the deal?!

I've been pretty terrible lately as far as updates go. I guess I've just been a busy boy. I'm about halfway done the next page (I know, pathetic for two weeks work) but I've got a fully-loaded weekend ahead of me, so I don't know when I'll finish it.

Forgive me, my loves.

Old School 84

Solid Gold Rocko is frustrated by the failure of his minions. He makes them poof away while he complains of a migrain. Ralph is airborne.

Old School 83

Yeah that's pretty sketchy. The vampires all charge at Ralph and he fights them off pretty well.

Old School 82

Ralph gets smacked around. The vampires enjoy it. But the kid's still got a few moves up his sleeve.

Old School 81

Whoopsie, forgot to put this up yesterday.

Well we're nearing the end of the semi-presentable Old School stuff, as you can tell, things start getting pretty sketchy from here on out.

Ralph pulls a sweet 4 hit combo, but the headless, hole-ridden Rocko remains the aggressor.

Page 51 - Gross.

Sorry, kids, no update this week.








April Fools! Wow did I get you or what!

For those keeping track, this comic is for last week. I plan to have one done by the end of this week too, but it might not go up until Sunday again.